

Punishment: Joe is forced to sit on the toilet with his pants down at a coffeehouse and asks for toilet paper in full view of the customers. The guys analyze handwriting at Jersey Gardens mall, steal food from customers' plates at a buffet, teach foreign languages that they do not speak to prospective students, and dance with strangers at a park. Punishment: In Murr's first punishment, he is forced to steal a pair of woman's panties at a laundromat and wear them on his head for 10 seconds. The guys team up to teach karate classes, give interviews from Times Square, persuade shoppers at a pharmacy to not buy products, and give uncomfortable massages on the boardwalk. However, the book is completely blank and Sal has to make up the excerpt of the book on the spot.

Punishment: Sal is forced to pose as a published author and read an excerpt from a brand new book the other Jokers have created for him. The Jokers act as reporters preparing an interview, caricature artists in a mall, and oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates, and cut in line for Broadway show tickets. Punishment: In Joe's first punishment, he is forced to go to the boardwalk and put a stranger's toe in his mouth. The guys play a game of "Don't I Know You?", invade beach-goers' towels, play a humorous word game with customers at a grocery store, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. Punishment: Sal is forced to pose as a motivational speaker delivering ludicrous methods of work ethics. Later, they talk through an electric megaphone they cannot control and ask surprising questions of people in a pharmacy.

The guys try off-color techniques of impressing women while speed dating and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. Punishment: Sal is forced to make up a song called "Butterfly Crime Scene" to sing to hundreds of spectators at a baseball stadium. The group is challenged to apply the most sunscreen lotion to beach-goers, grab as many groceries from other customers at a grocery store as they can, survey amusement park guests at Six Flags Great Adventure, and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. Punishment: In Sal's first punishment and the first punishment of the series, he is forced to pick up dog poop in a dog park in Union Square using a disposable plastic glove and hold it for 20 seconds. In the show's pilot episode, the Jokers pretend to be eccentric White Castle and Costco cashiers, gather signatures in Union Square for causes the other Jokers have written for them, and answer tourist questions in Times Square. See also: List of Impractical Jokers episodes No.
